De'Sias: Okay, now it doesn't look like some drunk chick barfed all over it
Anna: good job friend
De'Sias: I try
Anna: your trying is appreciated
De'Sias: Your appreciation is trying
Anna: your is trying appreciation
De'Sias: Trying is your appreciation
Anna: is your appreciation trying
De'Sias: appreciation is trying Your
Anna: your trying appreciation is
De'Sias: is
De'Sias: your
De'Sias: appreciation
De'Sias: trying
Anna: i doNT KNOW IS IT
De'Sias: YOU TELL ME IT'S YOUR APPRECIATION
Anna: I DONT KNOW IT THAT WELL WE JUST MET YESTERDAY
De'Sias: AW FUCK WE'RE DOOMED
Anna: GOD DMANIT
Anna: DAMNIT
De'Sias: SMAUG JUST COME AT US
Anna: SMAUG PLS
De'Sias: THE TIME FOR BEGGING IS OVER
De'Sias: HE IS FIRE
De'Sias: HE
De'Sias: IS
De'Sias: DEATH
Anna: IS
Anna: A DILDO
De'Sias: D E A T H
Anna: OH
Anna: IVE BEEN A LITTLE
Anna: MISTAKEN
Anna: IT SEEMS
Anna: ITS DEATH
Anna: NOT A DILDO
De'Sias: Death by flying dildo. I don't think even the King Under The Mountain was prepared for that
Anna: he doesnt breath just fire
Anna: he breathes
Anna: FLAMING dildo
Anna: dildos*
De'Sias: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SAY SEMEN
De'Sias: FLAMING SEMEN
Anna: no he spits that
De'Sias: Oh right
Anna: he doesn't like to swallow
De'Sias: He seems perfectly fine to hoard all the dildos, but he doesn't swallow?
De'Sias: What a rip-off
Anna: ikr
Anna: bitch baby smaug
De'Sias: man fuck this i hope bard impales your ass
Anna: the dildo under the mountain
Anna: the dildostone
Anna: arkendildo
De'Sias: Bringin' cock-and-ball-gag to a whole 'notha level
Anna: king of the dildo
Anna: what did you think dwarves were making in erebor?
Anna: wasn't jewls
Anna: it was bondage gear
Anna: wEAPONS*
Anna: not jewels
Anna: jewls
Anna: spelling what even
Anna: i dont know how to spell obviously
De'Sias: WEAPONS JEWELS BONDAGE GEAR THEY'RE ALL THE SAME TO THE NAUGRIM
Anna: oF COURSE
De'Sias: THEY KNOW HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME OKAY
Anna: no wonder smaug attacked them
Anna: everyone knows he was always really into bondage
De'Sias: He thought he just wanted wings to fly, but really, he wanted his wings to be tied
De'Sias: And then spanked and told he was a bad boy
Anna: but sadly, no one would do it for him
Anna: so smaug became bitter
Anna: and took all the tools of the trade for himself
De'Sias: And thus, desolation comes upon the sky
De'Sias: ("I SEE FIRE" PLAYS LOUDLY IN THE BACKGROUND.)
De'Sias: This is going on my Tumblr btw
Anna: im so fine with that
posted 2 weeks ago with 7 notes

heloisedevillefort:

do you ever suddenly remember that some people actually have perfect vision and don’t wear glasses because they don’t need them and just stare into space for like 10 minutes wondering what that’s like

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posted 1 month ago with 98,276 notes

pinkteabagarhut:

galaga-senpai:

"Curious little beasty"

Fun fact: Young Aurora was played by Angelina Jolie’s daughter, because she was the only little girl who wasn’t frightened by Angelina in costume.

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posted 1 month ago with 332,101 notes

The same coin. A different perspective.

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posted 1 month ago with 3,462 notes

sharpyyypostings:

pocketphoenix:

noahhateseverything:

If you are still looking for the song of the summer, STOP LOOKING. I have found it for you.

  • Her name is Kiesza. She is Canadian.
  • She is a classically trained ballet dancer.
  • She was a codebreaker in the Canadian Navy.
  • The song is called Hideaway. It is the jam to end all jams.
  • The song is bringing back C+C Music Factory 90s house realness.
  • This is going to be huge.

Y’all take care.

So I knew 10 seconds into this song I was going to reblog it.

Holy shit that was good!

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posted 1 month ago with 100,282 notes
Brona’s going to become the ‘Bride’, right?

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Just about everyone who’s got to episode 4 of Penny Dreadful.

It’s going to be hilarious if it turns out she isn’t.

(You know, in a hair pulling, sobbing, wall-punching kind of way.)

posted 1 month ago with 51 notes

I really hope the Penny Dreadful creators aren’t trying to say a wendigo is the equivalent to a werewolf because that would be very upsetting. 

posted 1 month ago with 1 note

Brona = dead

Once the blood vessel pops, you can’t do anything. So she is complete toast. 

posted 1 month ago with 1 note

ladycarolamb:

Okay but before everyone starts romanticizing the fuck out of this Dorian/Ethan thing can we remember that Dorian 

A) is super shady if he’s at all like his book counterpart, who was implied to seduce people just to get them to kill themselves (and those people were implied to be dudes, who were ashamed and easily blackmailed—by Dorian; as well as girls who were worried about their reputations)

B) took Ethan to his house knowing that he was distraught

C) gave him an incredibly strong drink that can provoke hallucinations—a drink that Dorian, being immortal, is probably relatively unaffected by at this point

D) probably had sex with Ethan as he was hallucinating

Replace Josh Hartnett with Eva Green or Billie Piper and tell me you would be comfortable with that.

posted 1 month ago with 33 notes

1x04 Demimonde

posted 1 month ago with 528 notes
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